Bob Kerr
Bob
Kerr, a longtime CBC Radio broadcaster considered a pioneer of classical music
programming on the network, died in Vancouver April 8/03 at the age of 84.
He hosted Off the Record for nearly 40 years,
and became known for his love of music and dislike of poorly produced albums,
especially incomplete liner notes.
Each program began with a warm
"Good afternoon, friends," and ended with "A fond good
afternoon" over his closing theme, the Pachelbel Canon.
"With
his inimitable voice, distinct style and delightful character, Bob charmed
listeners on a daily basis, sharing his erudite opinions and spinning songs
from his formidable music collection," said CBC Vice-President of Radio
Jane Chalmers on Thursday.
"His infectious enthusiasm
for the music he played garnered a large and loyal audience, and inspired
listeners to explore music they might never have otherwise discovered."
Chalmers called Kerr one of the
corporation's "true broadcasting legends."
The program's music came from
his own library, which filled two rooms and an entire hall of his home.
Bob Kerr, for 21 years the host
of CBC's Vancouver-based Off the Record, had the love of language instilled in
him at an early age.
The story, like many Canadian
broadcasting legends, becomes embroidered in the re-telling. In one version, the soft-spoken Bob Kerr,
host of CBC Stereo's Off the Record, is supposed to have lost his temper and
tossed a typewriter through the window of his studio control room. Another account has him erupting in rage and
heaving the thing at a production assistant.
In fact, Kerr merely pushed a faulty typewriter--one he'd paid for
himself--off a table and on to the floor in a quiet fit of pique. "It was a recalcitrant machine,"
he recalls. Kerr, as listeners to his
2-hour show, weekday afternoon program will agree, is a man of many
passions. But his emotional outbursts
are invariably expressed gently and reasonably in a voice as mellow as a
cello's--whether he's inveighing against skimpy record-album notes, slipshod
English grammar, sloppy pronunciation or the surprising drabness of soprano
Joan Sutherland's lower registers.
Vancouver Sun arts columnist
Chris Dafoe calls him "a classical disk jockey whom people swear by, one
of the best in the business, anywhere. "
Given his 34 years as an extemporaneous erudite deejay……………21 of them at
CBC Vancouver--and his relentlessly private personal life, it's no surprise
that his fans and even his colleagues have built up a few myths about Bob
Kerr. That he's a junk-food junkie, for
instance, or that he wields typewriters as weapons. The truth is just as titillating. Kerr does adore food but over 6 months recently, he shed 60
pounds from his ample frame. A
63-year-old bachelor he has bought and lived in 13 different houses in the two
decades he has been in Vancouver.
Although a member of the CBC staff, he pays for all his albums for Off
the Record; his collection at home numbers about 20,000. A touch of agoraphobia, a fear of public
places, keeps him away from live concerts.
There are times when feels sated with music: "I just don't want to
hear it for weeks on end." While
his show is on the air, he does New York Times crossword puzzles. He admits to a weakness for marches, alpine
zither and yodel music and the honeyed voice of pop singer Don McLean (American
Pie.) Given his choice, he would play
early 20th-century English pieces on every program. And despite admirers who treat him as a trained musicologist, he considers
himself an amateur. "I have real
trouble identifying the form of a Mozart symphony--unless I'm told."
When I asked to interview him,
he remarked, "Oh dear, my life has been so miserably dull." Bosh.
His parents were part of the pioneering Alberta-Establishment; his father
founded Calgary Power and the Eau Claire Lumber Company. As a child attending a Catholic church in
Calgary, Bob was smitten with the physical being of the organ, with what he
describes as its numinous, spiritual presence--"an old baroque, rococo
organ is a garden" he says. But he
was forced to study piano, on which he became moderately gifted, in later
years, he bought an electronic organ, which he played so imperfectly and which
sounded so sexless he sold it.
From ages 13 to 18 he endured
Shawnigan Lake boarding school for boys on Vancouver Island. With the emphasis on sports and a strict
English public school discipline, it was supremely unsuited to a boy of his
temperament. Shawnigan's saving grace
was the feeling for language its schoolmasters instilled in Kerr; he now
describes himself, half-seriously, as an oral-erotic and constantly dips into
books like William Safire's Old Language and rails publicly against the abuse
of English.
His parents wanted him to be a
doctor. With to talent for science, he
graduated from the University of Alberta in arts instead, and then went on the
University of Toronto until pneumonia sent him home. In 1943, he joined the Canadian Navy as a quasi-accountant in
Halifax. After the war, Department of
Veterans Affairs funds financed more piano study in Calgary with a pupil of
Bela Bartok and Kerr passed his Grade 8 Royal Academy examinations.
A woman friend's insistence that
he had a radio voice prompted him to apply to CFCN Calgary, where, in 1947, he
inherited a tightly scripted light classics program called Afternoon
Concert. Then as Canada's first ad-lib
classical disc jockey, he played serious music interspersed with his discursive
off the cuff conversation. He'd
interview visiting musicians, and to encourage "the religious conversion
to harpsichord" offer free harpsichord albums to fellow enthusiasts who
wrote in. For a while, indulging
another love, he had a second show called Prairie Marchpast. There was no CBC in Calgary then; as Jean
Johnson, an 81-year-old retired ranch woman recalls, "out in that part of
the country, no one else was interested in that kind of music. Bob came along at a trying time in my life
and I sort of adopted his program as my own.
I was taken by his voice and his approach to music. He was a friend."
In 1960, Kerr moved to Vancouver and the CBC (Off the Record
went national on both radio and Stereo networks in 1973). When the one-hour Radio version was
cancelled 3 years later, a petition with 1070 signatures protested the
decision. But his 2-hour Stereo program
(1:04 pm Monday-Friday) survives splendidly.
Kerr prepares for it the night before at his open-beamed, North
Vancouver home, which he shares with a Kawai grand piano, 2 harps, an
unplayable zither, a colour TV and a videotape machine, 4 turntables, 3 pairs
of speakers an Audio Pro sub-woofer for organ music, a Bedini amplifier and two
pre-amps, and 2 rooms ceiling high with records.
Auditioning records for the
following day's program, he'll usually experience a snapping
feeling--"Aha, that's it!"…….yet will tote perhaps 2 dozen albums a
day to the studio. He's still juggling
when he goes live to the east coast at 9:04 am Vancouver time; "the
program doesn't actually come together until I'm on the air." Realizing that few listeners read comprehensive
reviews of records for which they pay up to $15 a piece, he offers hard
consumer information, complaining about lifeless performances, poorly printed
album jackets, slovenly pressings. On a
show that featured Shostakovich, he simmered: "Just before going on
holidays, I bought this record of the Fifth on Columbia and put it on the
turntable and was absolutely shocked to hear all the pits and snaps and cracks
and dirt on the surface. And you could
look at it and see little blotches on this gorgeous digital recording. I took
it back. I mean, that's
ridiculous."
Everything is spontaneous, unscripted. Except of course, for his introductory
"Good afternoon, friends” and the final "A very fond good
afternoon" (phrases his fans force him to resurrect each time he tries to
bury them.) And his opening theme,
Respighi's Bergamasca from the second suite of Ancient Airs and Dances and the
closing Canon by Pachabel. The identity
of the Canon is the most common request in the more than 1000 letters Bob Kerr
receives from across the country each year.
Other fans discuss fine musical details, remark on linguistic matters,
reply to the host's casually put questions, or simply thank him for existing,
as a 12 year old Vancouver did not long ago:
"I was off school on
Tuesday, April 7, on account of being sick.
I listened to CBC all morning while my mom was at work. She has a part-time job, so she came in the
middle of your "Off the Record."
Suddenly, without a bit of warning, she jumped up and started to twirl
around the room, her dress flying around her.
You could see her pink slip underneath her dress. Afterwards we sat down and sorted
photographs, listening to your program the whole while. So, in closing I would like to say,
"Thank you for being there, and making my day more exciting."
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